Ms. Tila

I'm on a lot of random pr mailing lists. I get emails from the Beastie Boys, from several indie labels, and from a lot of aspiring hip hop artists. Lately, I've been getting emails from Tila Tequila's (sorry, Ms. Tila) pr people. Like this beauty, that came today:

**PHOTOGRAPHERS, JOURNALISTS, & CREWS**


WHAT: MISS TILA'S CELEBRITY BLOG LAUNCH PARTY – www.TilaTequilaOMG.com


WHEN: Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 – 11pm


WHERE: Greenhouse - 150 Varick St
(between Spring St & Vandam St)


Press Contact:  Fallon Ullman / fallon@bigmachinemedia.com / Office # 646-395-2600 - Cell # 484-433-1126


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


MISS TILA’S (FORMERLY KNOWN AS TILA TEQUILA) FIRST SINGLE “I LOVE MY DJ” RELEASES APRIL 13th
EP Releases May 11th


[New York, NY – April 12th, 2010] – MISS TILA (formerly known as Tila Tequila) is set to invade the speakers of the international music scene with her single, “I Love My DJ”, on April 13th.  Her highly anticipated EP, WELCOME TO THE DARKSIDE, distributed by her own record label, Tila Tequila Records, through INgrooves will be released on May 11th.  Fan’s can log on to Myspace Music (http://www.myspace.com/music) on Friday, April 9th to hear the premiere stream of “I Love My DJ”.
MISS TILA has paved her way to be a musical force to be reckoned with as she garnered millions of fans from her internet superstardom to her reality television success.  MISS TILA will be further conquering the internet with the creation of her highly anticipated celebrity gossip blog, www.TilaTequilaOMG.com, to which MISS TILA says, “This celebrity gossip blog is PEREZ HILTON’S #1 Competition right now.  My blog will blow his out of the water because there’s a NEW QUEEN in town and her name is MISS TILA…bye bye Perez! Who?”.
 An official launch party for www.TilaTequilaOMG.com will be held in New York City on Wednesday, April 14th at GREENHOUSE (150 Varick Street, NY NY 10013).
MISS TILA will be making her promotion rounds in New York City from April 11th-18th.  If you are interested in speaking with MISS TILA during this time please reach out to press contacts below.


For more information, visit Tila’s official website at www.TilasHotSpot.com and official Myspace at myspace.com/misstila.

I actually logged on to her myspace page to here her song. Obviously it's terrible, the kind of amateurish thing you might do if you were drunk and had recording equipment. Her song is called "I Love My DJ," but the dirty version is called "I Fucked My DJ."

Fucken' Tila.

It comes complete with this slutty photo of her. As they say, I wouldn't touch her with yours. The creepiest thing about Ms. Tila? This little item from her Wikipedia page:

On December 20, 2009, Tequila announced she was currently having a surrogate pregnancy for her brother.

EWWWWWWWWWW